Archives for June 2019
NASA reported a bright light beaming up from Scotland this morning. After the RAF scrambled 2 Typhoons from RAF lossiemouth and a fly past from the International Space Station thinking that it was the Russians playing one of their practical jokes on us, panic was soon turned to amazement as it turned to be the
A crisis Cobra meeting was held last night as it has emerged that Britain is on the verge of being invaded by European weather. It looks like the EU and it’s members have been planning this invasion for a while with temperatures building up from the average of 25c up to 45c making it unbearable
Former bar and bistro The Maltings is to be converted into 18 apartments after planning was submitted by one of Lincolnshire’s best known arsonists. (DEVELOPERS not arsonists: Sausage correction & apology) The Maltings building was given a reprieve from the usual let’s set the building on fire approach which is the normal protocol the Council
More and more people living along the Sheffield to Gainsborough Central Station train line are coming forward and reporting the eerie vision of an empty ghost train regularly running along the tracks. Several Gainsborough residents have reported seeing the strange apparition slowly trundle past several times a day. It appears like clockwork every hour throughout
Gainsborough bookmakers have suspended all betting in the town today as another one of Gainsborough’s derelict buildings was set on fire over the weekend. It was only a few months back when it close neighbours an old maternity home and The Ropery Pub were ablaze and low and behold had planning permission approved on the
A Doctor’s surgery in Gainsborough has reopened after a suspension was lifted. Patients at Cleveland Surgery were shocked to discover that the practice had cancelled all immediate appointments when it was forced to close its doors on Wednesday after receiving a yellow card, shortly followed by a red card from the referee of doctors, ‘The
Residence in the Lea Road area of Gainsborough were shocked to find that the Iconic digger art installation which has become a town landmark and tourist attraction had been stolen. The iconic landmark statue that has been a talking point with locals for several years – which was rumoured to have been a Banksy creation
Fractured Motivation Is The New Bad Back New statistics show an increase in workers taking time off with the condition Fractured Motivation. Between Jan 2018 and 2019 the cases of Fractured Motivation rose from 12.5% to 65% from the previous year. The trend has continued into this year as the country is currently running at
Prize tractors, pig racing, wicker person building and even Lincolnshire’s first unrelated marriage to take place. Organisers of the popular Lincolnshire Show, held at the Lincolnshire Showground, expect this year’s to be the biggest ever. This year the annual show takes place on Wednesday and Thursday the 19th and 20th of June. If you haven’t
Dine and dash is the new crime when it comes to the Strava generation. As we all know stats are key whether it’s a PB, PR, LR, CR or the prestigious WR. These career criminals are pretty hard to spot as they disguise themselves in an array of active wear only, and the only way
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