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Breaking News! Another Embarrassing Defeat For Boris Johnson As He Is Suddenly Orphaned

Stanley Johnson has today stepped down from his role as father to the temporary Prime Minister, Boris Johnson. Stanley was reacting after his other son, Joe the more popular brother decided that the job of being Boris’ brother was just not acceptable and was in fact, rather embarrassing. Stanley told the Sausage: “Being Boris’ father