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November 13, 2019

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Vegan Carves Apology In Pumpkin!

A committed vegan has carved a heartfelt and tearful sorry note into a pumpkin for what it has had to suffer. Jack Sprout had just started hacking into the pumpkin for Halloween before being overcome with remorse at mutilating a blameless innocent pumpkin for entertainment. The apology, which is carved into the pumpkin, said “for

That’s Not How You Spell S-cunthorpe!

Tina Turner affectionately known as Ten Bob Tina by her ‘friends’ was tuning into the ITV 1 show Good Morning Britain, Thursday, October 24, when the programme cut to Calendar to see the news in Lincolnshire and that there Yorkshire. Click Here For Ten Bob Tina However, Tina noticed an unfortunate positioning in the technical

On The Non Day Of Christmas His Work Colleagues Gave To Him… 24 Inches of Rubber And a Beating Near A Pear Tree..

On The Non Day Of Christmas His Work Colleagues Gave To Him… 24 Inches of Rubber And a Beating Near A Pear Tree.. A man has been battered to death today at a local dildo factory after humming festive tunes at his workstation. Mark Childsworth, 33 from Cleethorps who was the Chief Product Tester, started

Environmental Activists Criticised For Protesting For Change Before Changes Have Happened.

Armchair experts hit social media this week to condemn environmental campaigners for not waiting to campaign against climate change causing fossil fuels until after society had fully adopted renewable energy and all vehicles were environmental friendly. Environmental campaigners were called dumb by the arm chair gammons for super glueing themselves to tube trains in London

Choose Your Lifestyle Wisely As Top Scientist Questions How Good Healthy Living Actually Is

      Choose Your Lifestyle Wisely As Top Scientific Research Questions How Good Healthy Living Actually Is Fresh concerns have been raised once again over the safety of healthy lifestyles and fancy diets after a study found that people following them eventually die anyway. In a recent study, a team of scientists from The University of

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