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A committed vegan has carved a heartfelt and tearful sorry note into a pumpkin for what it has had to suffer. Jack Sprout had just started hacking into the pumpkin for Halloween before being overcome with remorse at mutilating a blameless innocent pumpkin for entertainment. The apology, which is carved into the pumpkin, said “for
People who choose to wear a poppy in the last week of October and the first weeks of November are far better people than those who don’t a new study by Lincoln University has revealed. Researchers at the Human Virtues Department of the university interviewed several men, women and gender neutral folk from a wide
Tina Turner affectionately known as Ten Bob Tina by her ‘friends’ was tuning into the ITV 1 show Good Morning Britain, Thursday, October 24, when the programme cut to Calendar to see the news in Lincolnshire and that there Yorkshire. Click Here For Ten Bob Tina However, Tina noticed an unfortunate positioning in the technical
Workers across Lincolnshire were forced into doing a full day’s work and had to speak to one another at break times today due to a major mobile phone network outage. Workers were unable to update their Instagram and Facebook accounts leaving many staff with nothing better to do than get on and do the work
A teetotal Lincoln factory worker arrested by Lincolnshire Traffic Police for drink driving had his conviction overturned when it was revealed that he actually has a bizarre and rare medical condition called ABS (auto-brewery-syndrome) which causes his stomach to brew beer. Paul Brewer-Barleyson 58 from Westwick Drive Lincoln was stopped on Tillbridge Lane in the
On The Non Day Of Christmas His Work Colleagues Gave To Him… 24 Inches of Rubber And a Beating Near A Pear Tree.. A man has been battered to death today at a local dildo factory after humming festive tunes at his workstation. Mark Childsworth, 33 from Cleethorps who was the Chief Product Tester, started
Armchair experts hit social media this week to condemn environmental campaigners for not waiting to campaign against climate change causing fossil fuels until after society had fully adopted renewable energy and all vehicles were environmental friendly. Environmental campaigners were called dumb by the arm chair gammons for super glueing themselves to tube trains in London
Choose Your Lifestyle Wisely As Top Scientific Research Questions How Good Healthy Living Actually Is Fresh concerns have been raised once again over the safety of healthy lifestyles and fancy diets after a study found that people following them eventually die anyway. In a recent study, a team of scientists from The University of
Parents don’t be alarmed if after 3:30pm you see small creatures roaming around your house, trying to engage in conversation with you. I know it’s hard to believe but it’s probably your child/children coming out of there pit because they cant play Fortnite. If your child does become alarmed and distressed – which they will
A Scunthorpe woman says she’s not prepared to take any chances over the remote possibility of food shortages following Britain’s planned exit from the EU on October 31st. Ten Tonne Tracey, 30 who lives on Froddingham Road and can occasionally be seen flaunting her assets in The Ferry Road Club, has spent the last three
