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November 13, 2019

Parents Read The Sausages Advice, On How To Survive A Fortnite Update.


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Parents don’t be alarmed if after 3:30pm you see small creatures roaming around your house, trying to engage in conversation with you. I know it’s hard to believe but it’s probably your child/children coming out of there pit because they cant play Fortnite.

If your child does become alarmed and distressed – which they will as it will seem like the end of the world to them – sit them down with a warm milky drink and wrap them up in a blanket until the episode subsides and repeat if necessary. 

However, if this doesn’t work break out the emergency FIFA 20 or threaten them with a family game of Monopoly or homework.

That should force the little darlings to cheer the fuck up and find something else to do.

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