Parents don’t be alarmed if after 3:30pm you see small creatures roaming around your house, trying to engage in conversation with you. I know it’s hard to believe but it’s probably your child/children coming out of there pit because they cant play Fortnite.
If your child does become alarmed and distressed – which they will as it will seem like the end of the world to them – sit them down with a warm milky drink and wrap them up in a blanket until the episode subsides and repeat if necessary.
However, if this doesn’t work break out the emergency FIFA 20 or threaten them with a family game of Monopoly or homework.
That should force the little darlings to cheer the fuck up and find something else to do.