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May 28, 2020

Archives for November 7, 2019

Unruly Children To Be Tethered To The Outside Of Public Transport To Ensure ‘Quite’ Journeys

Annoying children are to be tethered to the outside of planes, trains and buses so they can play outside and avoid disturbing older passengers who like quiet. The suggestion to tether children to the outside of public transport came after 78 year old Mr G. Rumpybum saw the environmentalists glue themselves to London’s Tube Trains