The long anticipated question of “how many children does Boris have?” may finally be answered.
Talks are underway between ITV and 10 downing street to revive “The Jeremy Kyle Show” to finally answer the long awaited question.
After crumbling under substantial pressure Boris has been quoted as saying “we should proceed without dither and delay” and “we should get the DNA test done.”
When interviewed, Jeremy Kyle told The Sausage, “Unfortunately this is true, we wouldn’t normally set the bar this low but I myself am intrigued to know the answer to this question, also we have Steve to deal with him if he kicks off.”
Demands from number 10 state the lie detector test is not to be used under any circumstances also the CSA must not be informed of the outcome.
ITV have stated the episode may take some time to be aired due to the number of potential DNA tests that may have to be carried out.