Go to ...

RSS Feed

March 30, 2020

Man Buys Private Number Plate To Highlight The Fact He’s Just A Twat.


Spread the love

Pete Brown, a factory worker from Northern Lincolnshire purchased the registration P3T3 1 for his Ford Kuga making the car look younger than what it actually is and also more importantly. to highlight the fact he has been more successful than you in life and will continue to be so.

He told The Sausage: “Now I have a number plate that sort of resembles my name people will know that I am an absolutely fantastic outstanding human being, making me look like I have achieved more in life. Plus everyone in The Caravan Club seems to have a private plate and I used to feel that I was being judged when I pulled up on site before.

“My name is actuallyDave but all the Dave plates had been taken. My wife suggested I buy ‘P3N 1S’ or ‘PS54 YCO’ but I don’t see how that works.I actually wanted ’53 XEY’ but the wife wouldn’t let me.”

“The most important thing, is other people will know that I am one of life’s winners and I can strut across Aldi’s car park whilst doing my shopping. When I pull up at a family event and a few of them say ‘blimey! Dave must be doing well!’ it makes it worth five, no, 50 grand to me.”

Driver Jack Michaelson told The Sausage: “I cannot believe people are stupid enough to spend thousands of pounds on a number plate. It’s just insane. I’m currently in the process of changing my name by deed poll at the local guildhall to KN03 CKO and it only costs £30 absolute bargain if you ask me ”

Tags:

More Stories From Gainsborough