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July 6, 2020

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Waitrose To Ban The Great Unwashed To Make A Safer Shopping Experience For Wealthy Wankers

Upper class supermarket Waitrose has taken social distancing to a whole new level – by banning anyone who doesn’t claim the maximum Furlough payment of £2500 a month or a pension which pays less than that from its shops. The new rules, which have come into force this week, ensure that common folk are kept