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July 6, 2020

Tear My Statue Down And I Will Bray The Living Fuck Out Of You!


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The Jolly Fisherman has thrown the gauntlet down to the statue topplers of the world offering free knuckle butties to anyone who dares to challenge him, basically saying ” Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!” 

The Lincolnshire icon and Skegvegas celebrity told The Sausage: ” Anyone who wants to come and have a go at my statue is more than welcome, but I warn ya, ya won’t be leaving looking very pretty!”

“Don’t get me wrong. I’m down with the cause and support it all the way but if you’re acting like wankers and looking to take on another public statue, me and my bare knuckle fighting donkeys are ready for ya!”

“So fuckwits, man the chuff up and take on a proper bloody landmark, I dare you. In fact I double dare you, but make sure you come well prepared because I will bounce you round like bunnies, and one more thing, don’t forget your social distancing, you morons!”

At this point The Sausage retreated leaving a not so Jolly Fisherman on the seafront

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