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November 13, 2019

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The Lincolnshire Sausage… Probably the worst newspaper in the world! Certainly the worst (or is it the best?) in Lincolnshire.

Bringing you daily (fake) news, satire and comment from a crazy fake world.

So fake it makes other fake news look real!

The Lincolnshire Sausage is a satirical, fake news site parodying real life news and current affairs.

You know, the stuff that is so bad, rubbish and boring that it is hard to believe it is actually real.

We are making it fun and interesting. Plus we will poke fun at things and people we think need poking… usually with a big stick topped with a sticky dog doodah.

Please note, the above admission means that we make it up, it is not real, any of it. It is all faker than a Gucci bag or a Rolex watch you are offered by the ‘lucky lucky’ sellars on the promenades of Tenerife!

We are not journalists, (I know it shows) and we do not fact check anything… what’s that saying? Why let facts get in the way of a good (Fake News) story!

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental, honest.

So, you have been told… don’t get upset or offended if you read something which you do not like… it isn’t real and only you are responsible for how upset you get by the way you perceive fake news the way you do.