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Bojo Cummings Limo Hire Ltd. Say that their support team driver who rammed the PM up the arse yesterday has been ordered to attend an eye test at Barnard Castle. Mr T. Orybellend, a spokesperson for Bojo Cummings Limo Hire Ltd told The Sausage: “The driver will be made to drive up to Barnard Castle
Thousands of Brits face economic and financial ruin after facing the sack for starting work late most mornings despite working from home during the lockdown period. It was originally thought by the powers that be that the idea of not having to get up and have a shower, get dressed and commute to a place
Boris Johnson who was reportedly missing while the UK crumbled around him has been found. While heavy winds and torrential rain brought havoc to most of the UK throughout February leading to mass floods costing billions in damages and the Corona Virus outbreak spreading faster than a skint crack-whore’s legs, Boris Johnson was nowhere to
The long anticipated question of “how many children does Boris have?” may finally be answered. Talks are underway between ITV and 10 downing street to revive “The Jeremy Kyle Show” to finally answer the long awaited question. After crumbling under substantial pressure Boris has been quoted as saying “we should proceed without dither and delay”
