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March 8, 2021


Happy Lincolnshire Day You Yellow-bellied Folk.

Lincolnshire’s official county day is here Sausage readers and it marks the anniversary of the Lincolnshire Rising, a revolt by Catholics against the establishment of the Church of England by Henry VIII on 1st October 1536. Yellowbellies (pronounced yeller belly) born and bred in Lincolnshire, and those who have moved to the county and now

Are You Ready For The Brexit Purge?

Purge Like Warning Sirens Set To Welcome In The Start Of Brexit. Flood and warning sirens in towns across the county will sound at midnight on the 1st of November to warn locals of the start of Brexit.  Lincolnshire folk, make sure you are Purge ready as your survival depends on it! Experts and analysts

Boston Tops The Towns League Of Crimes.

  Offences have been counted and the results are in. The Sausage can announce that Boston are this year’s runaway winners of the ‘Towns League of Crime’ with 3362 offences being clocked up. Grantham and Spalding made up the rest of the podium with 2716 and 2518 number offences ranging from marrying someone who’s not

Exclusive! Boston Woman In Brothel Job shock!

  A Boston woman who has spent the last 10 years complaining that foreign nationals were over here stealing jobs was shocked at her new job placement in a seedy back street massage parlour. The Boston jobcentre told Mrs Poppi Tupper 37, that thanks to Brexit several job placements were now available at a privately

Boston Bin Battle As Beer Can Brews Bad Blood.

  A Boston man was arrested yesterday afternoon after he threw a wheelie bin at his neighbours mobility scooter. The argument happened after Mr Bin There had spotted his neighbour Mrs Bin Overthere had placed a Stella act a twat can in his recycling bin without getting his permission. Apparently it wasn’t the first time