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A Scunthorpe woman says she’s not prepared to take any chances over the remote possibility of food shortages following Britain’s planned exit from the EU on October 31st. Ten Tonne Tracey, 30 who lives on Froddingham Road and can occasionally be seen flaunting her assets in The Ferry Road Club, has spent the last three
There was widespread panic today as UK residents were warned that there would be a severe shortage of oxygen in the event of no deal Brexit, rendering most of the population unable to breath, and ultimately die. Even though earlier assumptions that life would carry on pretty much as normal if Britain exited without a
Purge Like Warning Sirens Set To Welcome In The Start Of Brexit. Flood and warning sirens in towns across the county will sound at midnight on the 1st of November to warn locals of the start of Brexit. Lincolnshire folk, make sure you are Purge ready as your survival depends on it! Experts and analysts
With the collapse of Thomas Cook airlines passengers have been comforted by the news that a replacement bus service will kick in immediately The Government has issued a statement calling for anyone who has a spare bus to take it across the Channel and to one of the many airports across Europe so we can
Councils across Lincolnshire have started to build large stores of firewood in towns and villages for the local populace as part of its Brexit preparations. In operation Wood You Adam And Eve It, town councils have hired several members of the local ‘traveller community’ to distribute firewood on several unused and derelict locations plus the
Gainsborough last night prepared for Brexit by having a scheduled mini power cut which was organised by the Council and the European energy suppliers that run the power stations in the area. Normally the council can’t organise a piss up in a brewery so hats off to them. Many worried locals took to Facebook to
Stanley Johnson has today stepped down from his role as father to the temporary Prime Minister, Boris Johnson. Stanley was reacting after his other son, Joe the more popular brother decided that the job of being Boris’ brother was just not acceptable and was in fact, rather embarrassing. Stanley told the Sausage: “Being Boris’ father
As Brexit looms ever closer, it seems drinkers of European Biers will be hit the hardest. Even though it was the main driving force of the whole Brexit debacle. A Government official told one of The Sausage’s Brexit team that the “price hikes were a kind of stealth tax which will be needed to
Sausage readers cast your minds back to 2016, to Boris’ red bus and good ole Nigel Farage spreading fear about Turkey’s – unlikely to happen anytime soon – application to join the E.U. Brexit politicians creating a fear of Turkey because it borders Syria and Iraq etc, you know the place we like to
Once again the world braces itself for a potential nuclear holocaust as The Russian President Vladimir Putin smiles. who the Sausage holds in high regard and we have the utmost respect not like all other satirical sites please don’t poison us . The last reports of old Val smiling were shortly after the Salisbury
