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March 30, 2020

Brexit

Hand Off Cocks And Put Away Your Favourite Sock!

It was announced today that the 2020 European Football Championship will go ahead after all, bringing light relief to footy fans across the country. This year’s European Football Championship 2020 is to be placed in the hands of teenage boys and adult males who have no girlfriends, who still live at home with Mummy and

Good Morning Lincolnshire Take Note

Storm Warning. Brace Yourself Lincolnshire & Stay Safe Another storm is blowing in from the Atlantic and it’s predicted to hit our shores late Friday so beware of the following hazards across the county. Maybe it’s a sign of things to come and we can have a storm every weekend once the ‘special’ trade agreement

The Jeremy Kyle Show Set For Return, Boris Johnson To Be The First Guest.

The long anticipated question of “how many children does Boris have?” may finally be answered.  Talks are underway between ITV and 10 downing street to revive “The Jeremy Kyle Show” to finally answer the long awaited question. After crumbling under substantial pressure Boris has been quoted as saying “we should proceed without dither and delay”

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