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May 28, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemic

Husband Never Realised Wife Was Such A Cow At Work

A man who is working from home alongside his partner of nine years had not realised that she was such a cowbag and a complete dick in the workplace.  Johnny Rockson was completely unprepared for his wife Angie’s workplace personality who turned out to be a massive backstabbing and self important cowbag.  Johnny told The

Does A Day Out In Skegness Make You Disabled?

Thousands of ‘disabled’ folk have flocked to Lincolnshire’s coast and ignored threats by the locals to stay away or else get burned in a Wickerman after coronavirus restrictions were eased by our main man in charge Boris Johnson. In Skegness on Wednesday, May 20, there were long queues for Skegness’ latest must go to attraction.

Hooray Hooray It’s A Furlough Holiday!

A furloughed factory worker from Gainsborough who has been at home for the past six weeks due to the Coronavirus lockdown, has said that he doesn’t mind ‘one bit’, and that he hopes it goes on for many more months. David Woodson, who works at a manufacturing company making automated packaging equipment told The Sausage:”The

Revealed! Spanish Flu Pandemic Was Covid-19 Sent Back In Time By Evil Chinamerican Scientists Using 5G Masts At Trump’s Request

Scientists studying exhumed skeletons from a mass grave of Spanish Flu victims have discovered that Covid-19 was actually responsible. The scientists unearthed a truth which had been buried for over 100 years, whch was that the Spanish Flu wasn’t the Spanish Flu, but was the same coronavirus we are battling today. Woke keyboard warriors and