A local football dad, who wishes to remain anonymous because his missus would batter ten bells of shit out of him if she found out he was moaning, was absolutely heartbroken this morning after opening up his emails. Dave (not his real name) logged into his computer to check his emails when he got to
The Society of Science and Dog Walking released a statement this afternoon saying that people who don’t own a dog but go for a daily walk are a little bit odd and are probably up to no good and should be approached with caution. Double the distance of social distancing is advised. Dober Mann, a
Today tabloid journalists have taken up reverse cycling lessons so that they can learn to backpedal faster in the wake of another murder-by-media case. Reverse cycling lessons have become all the rage this morning among guilt riddled tabloid journalists as they help reporters develop the muscles and the stamina they need to backpedal more quickly.
Fitness, ‘a nightmare that never ends?’ If you want to be fit, thin and maintain good health, then you have to keep doing exercise forever, it has emerged. Spending time eating healthily and doing sports have been condemned as a massive scam after it was revealed that they only lead to having to invest in