More than 250 people have been arrested as part of an operation to crackdown on disrespectful non Poppy wearing. Since mid the start of November 250 people – described as pacifists, communists and immigrant loving tree hugging lefty types – have been arrested following a series of dawn raids around Lincolnshire for various offences including
People who choose to wear a poppy in the last week of October and the first weeks of November are far better people than those who don’t a new study by Lincoln University has revealed. Researchers at the Human Virtues Department of the university interviewed several men, women and gender neutral folk from a wide
Workers across Lincolnshire were forced into doing a full day’s work and had to speak to one another at break times today due to a major mobile phone network outage. Workers were unable to update their Instagram and Facebook accounts leaving many staff with nothing better to do than get on and do the work
On The Non Day Of Christmas His Work Colleagues Gave To Him… 24 Inches of Rubber And a Beating Near A Pear Tree.. A man has been battered to death today at a local dildo factory after humming festive tunes at his workstation. Mark Childsworth, 33 from Cleethorps who was the Chief Product Tester, started
Choose Your Lifestyle Wisely As Top Scientific Research Questions How Good Healthy Living Actually Is Fresh concerns have been raised once again over the safety of healthy lifestyles and fancy diets after a study found that people following them eventually die anyway. In a recent study, a team of scientists from The University of
Parents don’t be alarmed if after 3:30pm you see small creatures roaming around your house, trying to engage in conversation with you. I know it’s hard to believe but it’s probably your child/children coming out of there pit because they cant play Fortnite. If your child does become alarmed and distressed – which they will
Tensions between Lincolnshire and Nottinghamshire heightened today after Lincolnshire threatened to flood it’s neighbour. The low farmlands around Beckingham and Saundby will be the targets of the first wave of flooding if Nottinghamshire does not apologise for the comments made by the manager of Trent Port as reported in the Sausage here: Military Gather As
Rumours were rife in Gainsborough of a Euromillions jackpot win this morning, after a couple walked into a local post office and paid their electricity bill in full. Postmistress Pat O’Cake said “I couldn’t believe it like. They just walked in all cocky with brand new matching 3 stripe tracksuits, brand new trainers and a
The Sausage was contacted on Friday the 5th October from a distressed male who had been sent to the doghouse by his wife. The man will be called Amin Trouble – not his real name – for his safety and the fact he doesn’t want to spend any longer than he needs too in there.
A woman from Lincoln has admitted today that she doesn’t really like Earl Grey tea because it tastes horrible. Louise Huffington 38, an unemployed footballers wife, shopper and part time social media influencer has confirmed that she only drinks Earl Grey tea because it sounds “a bit posh and looks good on her instagram account”.