A man who is working from home alongside his partner of nine years had not realised that she was such a cowbag and a complete dick in the workplace. Johnny Rockson was completely unprepared for his wife Angie’s workplace personality who turned out to be a massive backstabbing and self important cowbag. Johnny told The
Thousands of ‘disabled’ folk have flocked to Lincolnshire’s coast and ignored threats by the locals to stay away or else get burned in a Wickerman after coronavirus restrictions were eased by our main man in charge Boris Johnson. In Skegness on Wednesday, May 20, there were long queues for Skegness’ latest must go to attraction.
Seaside towns across Lincolnshire have launched a new campaign warning people that if they come and visit, they will be hunted down by angry inbred locals with pitchforks and burning torches. If captured you shall be placed in a Wickerman along with other captured tourists and burnt. Following that the hungry seagulls will pick over
A furloughed factory worker from Gainsborough who has been at home for the past six weeks due to the Coronavirus lockdown, has said that he doesn’t mind ‘one bit’, and that he hopes it goes on for many more months. David Woodson, who works at a manufacturing company making automated packaging equipment told The Sausage:”The
Thousands of Brits face economic and financial ruin after facing the sack for starting work late most mornings despite working from home during the lockdown period. It was originally thought by the powers that be that the idea of not having to get up and have a shower, get dressed and commute to a place
Toilet roll manufacturers claim that sales of toilet roll is now at an all time low thanks to the national lockdown imposed by the government in response to the coronavirus. Sales of toilet rolls hit a record high during the weeks leading up to the lockdown as panic buying set in. But now the lockdown