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Lincolnshire’s official county day is here Sausage readers and it marks the anniversary of the Lincolnshire Rising, a revolt by Catholics against the establishment of the Church of England by Henry VIII on 1st October 1536. Yellowbellies (pronounced yeller belly) born and bred in Lincolnshire, and those who have moved to the county and now
Thousands of Pupils across Northern Lincolnshire will have to wait at least 24 hours to get their GCSE results. The delay was a result of a printing error at the envelope factory, The opening instructions had not been printed on the envelopes meaning the pupils would not be able to open the envelopes safely
Sausage readers cast your minds back to 2016, to Boris’ red bus and good ole Nigel Farage spreading fear about Turkey’s – unlikely to happen anytime soon – application to join the E.U. Brexit politicians creating a fear of Turkey because it borders Syria and Iraq etc, you know the place we like to
Tina Turner from Bottesford, who is known affectionately around Scunthorpe as Ten Bob Tina, The Bottesford Blow Job Queen and No Teeth Tina has been forced to increase her popular backstreet service by £2. Tina, who saw her popularity soar after the prices of local girls selling services down Scunthorpe High Street were revealed
With a no deal brexit looking more and more likely by the and with the pound being worth about the same as two nectar points abroad, a Lincolnshire company has come up with a plan to beat the grey clouds of doom which seems to be circling like rich Tories at a free lunch. Local
Benefit caps have left families across the county with deep scarring after not being checked thoroughly by Austerity Hits Ltd based in Saxilby https://thelincolnshiresausage.com/2019/05/19/austerity-factory-to-open-at-saxilby/ A massive fail in the final inspection process of the benefit caps was to blame. The caps left the factory un-fettled with very sharp edges, cutting families – who are
This week it was reported that the police and crime commissioner for Lincolnshire admitted that he needed an extra 10 to 15 million pounds a year to provide just a half-decent services across the county. Even after a council tax hike of a massive 11% there is still a shortfall in available funds. Lincolnshire’s
A Gainsborough paper published a positive piece after the town received two new visitors it has emerged. Joyous council officials released a statement that the 2 new visitors, an old lady in a hat and shoplifter from Sheffield came to town on the new train service the locals have affectionately named the ghost train. Exclusive!
Del Boy was spotted Moored up last Wednesday just outside Torksey Lock. He is meant to be in retirement but couldn’t resist the lure of Torksey’s world famous Car Boot and the potential of making a quick monkey, with ‘No Income Tax, No VAT, no money back, no guarantees.’ You know the words. So off he trotted
Mercury House in Gainsborough has started its Brexit Proofing plan this week by letting out office space for people on the go. The plan is to free up space on its land for dynamic entrepreneurs offering them a space which is 30 ft X 10 ft with additional space large enough for up to two
