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Dry January has been downgraded this year to mildly moist across the country it has been revealed. Millions of people, who had started the New Year with the best of intentions have already got their eager eye on what’s left of the festive seasons booze and leftover party food as their hangovers clear, thinking “Sod
Tina Turner affectionately known as Ten Bob Tina by her ‘friends’ was tuning into the ITV 1 show Good Morning Britain, Thursday, October 24, when the programme cut to Calendar to see the news in Lincolnshire and that there Yorkshire. Click Here For Ten Bob Tina However, Tina noticed an unfortunate positioning in the technical
Workers across Lincolnshire were forced into doing a full day’s work and had to speak to one another at break times today due to a major mobile phone network outage. Workers were unable to update their Instagram and Facebook accounts leaving many staff with nothing better to do than get on and do the work
A Scunthorpe woman says she’s not prepared to take any chances over the remote possibility of food shortages following Britain’s planned exit from the EU on October 31st. Ten Tonne Tracey, 30 who lives on Froddingham Road and can occasionally be seen flaunting her assets in The Ferry Road Club, has spent the last three
Sausage readers cast your minds back to 2016, to Boris’ red bus and good ole Nigel Farage spreading fear about Turkey’s – unlikely to happen anytime soon – application to join the E.U. Brexit politicians creating a fear of Turkey because it borders Syria and Iraq etc, you know the place we like to
A Scunthorpe woman has been branded a feral animal by work colleagues and friends after being caught red handed boiling a pair of dirty undercrackers in a hotel kettle and then making a coffee with the water for herself and her boss. The disgusting act happened whilst on a business trip to Turkey. The woman
Tina Turner from Bottesford, who is known affectionately around Scunthorpe as Ten Bob Tina, The Bottesford Blow Job Queen and No Teeth Tina has been forced to increase her popular backstreet service by £2. Tina, who saw her popularity soar after the prices of local girls selling services down Scunthorpe High Street were revealed
Benefit caps have left families across the county with deep scarring after not being checked thoroughly by Austerity Hits Ltd based in Saxilby https://thelincolnshiresausage.com/2019/05/19/austerity-factory-to-open-at-saxilby/ A massive fail in the final inspection process of the benefit caps was to blame. The caps left the factory un-fettled with very sharp edges, cutting families – who are
On Wednesday evening, Sausage reporter Keep Notes decided to stop and have his dinner break in a well known fast food restaurant, the one with golden arches, in a small Lincolnshire town whose residents probably won’t understand this article. Consuming his dinner in his car he was tucking into one of the restaurants many delicious
Weatherspoon’s or Spoons as it’s known to its regulars – because it’s easier to spell and say – are to charge pwitchers, those customers who have come in to observe the locals, an extra twenty pence per pint as Spoons People Watching season reaches it peak. If you have never visited a Wetherspoon’s before here
