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April 9, 2020

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Jesus Rejoices As Easter Is Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

Christians across the world are limiting large gatherings and physical contact to halt the transmission of Covid-19 All events to mark the important religious festival of Easter have been cancelled due to the coronavirus crisis. The traditional mass celebration of Good Friday, where some poor bugger got nailed to a cross after suffering days of

A Valentine’s Day Massacre, As Men Start Shopping!

Worried men all over the world have just realised that now might be a good time to start their Valentine’s Day shopping. For some reason unknown to mankind, men always leave their Valentine’s Day shopping to the last moment. Maybe it’s a genetic flaw or just pure incompetence. Instead of planning ahead and shopping for

Move Aside Ladies, It’s Time For Men To Start Xmas Shopping!

Worried men all over the world have just realised that now might be a good time to start their Christmas shopping. For some reason unknown to mankind, men always leave their Christmas shopping to the last moment. Maybe it’s a genetic flaw or just pure incompetence. Instead of planning ahead and shopping for their gifts