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March 8, 2021


What’s Wrong With My Mighty Fine Ass Says Nellie The Elephant

A Zimbabwean elephant named Nellie expressed disappointment and feels let down that poachers are only interested in his tusks and overlooked his mighty fine generous portion of an ass. Nellie told The Sausage: “These poachers are only interested in one thing when they came sneaking into my habitat late Wednesday night all they wanted was

It’s R Year R Terry!

  It’s that time of year again when the Liverpool fans announce to world that “It’s going to be R year” and the world just sighs and says ” Yes dear, hopefully you will get pub teams again in the champions League group stages again.”