A Lincolnshire man was left feeling violated this week after he removed some of his belongings which had been in storage for three months whilst he searched for a flat. Roger Parsons a mild mannered man from Blyton had collected the last box of belongings from the storage unit and had noticed a strange noise
Men would rather be a snotty, uncontrollable shivering mess on the verge of pneumonia or death than use an umbrella and look like a soft big girls blouse it has been revealed. Office dweller, sorry office worker Luke Warm insists on going out in the rain wearing just a jacket causing him to get soaked
A woman from Lincoln has admitted today that she doesn’t really like Earl Grey tea because it tastes horrible. Louise Huffington 38, an unemployed footballers wife, shopper and part time social media influencer has confirmed that she only drinks Earl Grey tea because it sounds “a bit posh and looks good on her instagram account”.