The Government Will Be Lifting Restrictions In Parks And Beaches During The Easter Weekend. In a shocking move the Government has announced today that, as a one off for the Easter weekend only, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and beaches, and invite friends round for BBQ’s. They can also visit elderly or
People from far and wide flocked to the coast this weekend as they mistook a message from our prime minister, advising people to stay indoors and social distance to mean ‘go out in the biggest gang you can find’. Mr Johnson’s advice to stay inside as part of the fight against the Coronavirus pandemic, was
Coronavirus could kill off pubs ‘within days’ after punters told to stay at home. Beer loving Brits were told to stay away from pubs and other indoor spaces earlier by Boris Johnson because of coronavirus, but industry bosses warn this could be disastrous for their future. The British Beer and Pub Association has written to
Storm Warning. Brace Yourself Lincolnshire & Stay Safe Another storm is blowing in from the Atlantic and it’s predicted to hit our shores late Friday so beware of the following hazards across the county. Maybe it’s a sign of things to come and we can have a storm every weekend once the ‘special’ trade agreement
TV presenter and full time tosser Pier’s Morgan is celebrating after breaking the pancake day record for being the biggest tosser with an award winning back-of-the-net commanding performance. Piers put on a legendary display this pancake day, showing off his massive skill set as he smashed the previous record for biggest tosser. One really over
A cat called Bob has refused to eat a cheaper brand of catfood, despite having recently licked its own arsehole. Four year old Bob has not touched the non-brand “premium meat in gravy’ even though it appears just as identical to the meat that he was previously being fed. Bob’s owner Dallas Frenchenson told The
Today tabloid journalists have taken up reverse cycling lessons so that they can learn to backpedal faster in the wake of another murder-by-media case. Reverse cycling lessons have become all the rage this morning among guilt riddled tabloid journalists as they help reporters develop the muscles and the stamina they need to backpedal more quickly.
Pete Brown, a factory worker from Northern Lincolnshire purchased the registration P3T3 1 for his Ford Kuga making the car look younger than what it actually is and also more importantly. to highlight the fact he has been more successful than you in life and will continue to be so. He told The Sausage: “Now