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April 9, 2020

Valentine’s Day

You Saucy Lot, You Braved The Shave!

Lincolnshire folk all across the county once again prepared for Valentine’s Day by carefully thinning their pubic thatches, causing mayhem and localised flooding to areas of the county as sewers became blocked with massive pube-bergs. And with all the excess water from storm Dennis it was a recipe for disaster. As Lincolnshire folk stood in

A Valentine’s Day Massacre, As Men Start Shopping!

Worried men all over the world have just realised that now might be a good time to start their Valentine’s Day shopping. For some reason unknown to mankind, men always leave their Valentine’s Day shopping to the last moment. Maybe it’s a genetic flaw or just pure incompetence. Instead of planning ahead and shopping for