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Local Drug Lord Levi Skaggface told The Sausage: “Lockdown has provided us with many obstacles and with many dealers including myself having to furlough their county lines drug runners to keep cost down and due to the lack of work with travel restrictions in place, we had to look down different avenues.” “How was I
A man who is working from home alongside his partner of nine years had not realised that she was such a cowbag and a complete dick in the workplace. Johnny Rockson was completely unprepared for his wife Angie’s workplace personality who turned out to be a massive backstabbing and self important cowbag. Johnny told The
A furloughed factory worker from Gainsborough who has been at home for the past six weeks due to the Coronavirus lockdown, has said that he doesn’t mind ‘one bit’, and that he hopes it goes on for many more months. David Woodson, who works at a manufacturing company making automated packaging equipment told The Sausage:”The
Thousands of Brits face economic and financial ruin after facing the sack for starting work late most mornings despite working from home during the lockdown period. It was originally thought by the powers that be that the idea of not having to get up and have a shower, get dressed and commute to a place
Austerity Hits, a firm based in Saxilby Lincolnshire notified The Sausage today that it has been forced to put staff on government paid furlough scheme after its offers to supply Covid-19 test kits were ignored. Head of European operations Tess Ting told The Sausage “We contacted the government telling them that we could provide at
Britain is currently suffering a national shortage of multi-skilled fruit and vegetable pickers, leaving Britain relying on an army of 150 Romanian fruit pickers flown over this week to save our great nation – you know the type, the hard working people that were forcibly sent home by our government at the requests of Daily
Many of us miss spending time with family, walks in the park, trips to the coast, heading out to the pub for a few beers with our mates, doing the things which we use to take for granted before the lockdown started But despite this world pandemic, women have still found a way to celebrate
Being petty or antagonistic in the workplace is the sole reason people actually get up out of their comfortable bed each morning and go to work. Top scientists at Lincoln University have found that pathetic, childish work-based spats, and squabbles about biscuits, staplers, allen keys, pointless antagonistic signs and unwashed cups provided greater incentive than
